


Bane Kong

by t3hJazzMasta



Category: Underland Chronicles
Genre: Humor
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2008-02-05
Updated: 2008-02-05
Packaged: 2013-05-27 05:02:55
Rating: T
Chapters: 1
Words: 352
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4054926/1/
Author URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1476165/t3hJazzMasta
Summary: A one shot that I got the idea for from the TUC forums. it's pretty short, but you'll probably enjoy it anyway. T because of death and small amount of profanity that won't offend anyone.





	Bane Kong

An idea developed in the deep fiery pits of hel, er, theUC forums. That idea is being brought to life as:

BANE KONG

The Bane roared as he ran through Regalia, with everybody panicking and running for their lives. Arrows were being shot at him, despite the fact that he held a living creature in his gigantic paws.

Twirltongue was bored even though her life was in danger. The Bane had "kidnapped" her, and gone on a rampage in Regalia. He kept her close to her body as he smashed into buildings and destroyed homes. He had no idea where he was going with this plan, but so far it was going well.

He kept running till he saw it: the Regalian palace. _I'd be safe up there,_ the Bane thought, as he galloped towards it. He jumped and stabbed his claws into the side of the structure, while trying to keep his grip on Twirltongue. Slowly, he scaled the side of the building until he got to the top.

It was now that the Fliers came in, with the riders firing a slew of arrows directly at the beast. He put Twirltongue down and decided to fight back. Jumping, he tore one of the wings of the Fliers, and it went crashing to the ground with the rider yelling, "Mayday!" over and over.

But there will still many more bats circling the Bane, and a large black bat flew up beside him. The rider was a young boy, and he managed to impale the Bane on his sword. With his last ounce of strength, Bane Kong tore off Twiltongue's head, and killed the Flier.

He plummeted from the top of the palace, and hit the ground with a huge thud. Mareth and Vikus were the first to arrive at the scene. A tear appeared in Vikus' eye as he said, "It was beauty that killed the beast."

Mareth replied by saying, "Hell no! The damn thing's just retarded!"

THE END

I hoped you enjoyed it, despite it's small size.


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